Taiteth

Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, backbiting friends, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If I'm holding it, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours.

A good friend cheers you on... A best friend films it

A good friend helps you get up when you fail.. A best friend bursts laughing, trips you again, and continues to laugh

If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, then why practice?

If you are sad-drama If you are afraid-suspense If you are angry-action When you look at the mirror-horror Now you are smiling-That's Comedy

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff

Kittens are remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before they get there

Cats are smarter than dogs, you can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow